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- Costs: From $5.99 U.S. / $9.99 Intl (first item).
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Boondocks Im 97 Percent Sure You Dont Like Me But Im 100 Percent Sure I Dont Care Shirt
$21.95
- No exchanges for size/color selections due to our made-to-order process.
- Full Refunds within 30 days only if the error is ours (damaged, defective, or incorrect item/print).
- Cancellation: within the first 12 hours.
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- If an item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrectly printed, we will replace it (no extra fee) or issue a 100% refund.
- Valid for 30 days after delivery.
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Description
If sarcasm were a dress code, you’d be first in line. You know the type who grins when someone complains and then says something delightfully unbothered – that’s where the Boondocks Im 97 Percent Sure You Dont Like Me But Im 100 Percent Sure I Dont Care Shirt lives. Wear it to the backyard cookout, the loud bar, or the family reunion where opinions come free of charge.

Boondocks Im 97 Percent Sure You Dont Like Me But Im 100 Percent Sure I Dont Care Shirt For People Who Say It Like It Is
Funny, blunt, and a little proud of it – this tee does the talking so you don’t have to. The graphic reads like a one-line mic drop: perfect for fans of sarcastic tees, weekend bar shirts, and anyone who appreciates a no-nonsense joke. It’s the kind of funny t shirt that gets a laugh, then a second look.

Who wears it? The friend who answers text fights with short remarks, the coworker who survives casual-Friday politics, the cousin who roots loudest at game day. Practical places to rock it include tailgates, trivia nights, road trips, and lazy Saturdays on the porch.
Need a gift idea that actually lands? Hand this to the sibling who never stops talking back they’ll either wear it the next day or at least brag about owning it. That reaction alone is worth the price.
Fit, Feel And Shipping Info
Good jokes should feel like your favorite old tee – soft, familiar, and forgiving.
- Made from Gildan G5000 / G6400 base – solid colors are 100% cotton for a breathable, everyday feel.
- Classic unisex fit that works for men and women; true to size and layers cleanly under jackets or flannels.
- Built to handle real life – double-needle stitched hems hold up through washes, shifts, and late-night laundry piles.
- Design printed to stay readable – colors and lines remain sharp instead of fading into mush after a couple washes.
- Printed in the USA, so orders ship from reliable domestic printers and support local production.
We ship fast across the States and keep customer care human. If something arrives wrong, we’ll sort a replacement without the runaround – no drama, just a fix.
Snag Boondocks Im 97 Percent Sure You Dont Like Me But Im 100 Percent Sure I Dont Care Shirt today and let your tee do the blunt talking while you enjoy the silence. Add to cart and get ready for the reactions.







