- Carriers: UPS & USPS (U.S.), trusted global carriers (international).
- Handling Time: 1–3 business days (varies by product).
- Delivery Time: U.S. 3–8 days | Intl 15–30 days.
- Costs: From $5.99 U.S. / $9.99 Intl (first item).
- Tracking emailed when shipped.
Dont Be A Dick Heart Shirt
$21.95
- No exchanges for size/color selections due to our made-to-order process.
- Full Refunds within 30 days only if the error is ours (damaged, defective, or incorrect item/print).
- Cancellation: within the first 12 hours.
Guarantee:
- If an item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrectly printed, we will replace it (no extra fee) or issue a 100% refund.
- Valid for 30 days after delivery.
- Contact us with clear photos/videos for prompt resolution.
Description
Short on patience, big on heart. Wear the joke and mean the message – blunt but friendly. The moment you pull on the tee people will get it: kind-ish, honest, and not afraid to call nonsense. Here it is in three words and a grin – Dont Be A Dick Heart Shirt.

Dont Be A Dick Heart Shirt For People Who Mean Well and Say It Out Loud
This design pairs a cheeky message with a little heart, so it reads like a nudge from a good friend. It’s a funny graphic tee that lands somewhere between sarcastic humor and actual decency. Think snappy bar banter, awkward family gatherings, and backyard cookouts where someone needs a gentle reality check.

Who wears it? The buddy who roasts everyone but picks up the tab, the coworker who tells it straight at the holiday party, the sibling who’s equal parts blunt and loyal. It’s the kind of shirt you grab for trivia nights, casual Fridays, tailgate sessions, or that friend’s birthday when you want a laugh and a hug rolled into one.
Buying for someone impossible to shop for? This is the one that gets worn. It’ll earn an eye-roll, a laugh, and then actual use – the rare gift that doesn’t land in a drawer.
Fit, Feel And Shipping Info
Good jokes deserve a comfortable tee – soft on the skin and made to last through whatever you throw at it.
- Material – Solid colors are 100% cotton (Gildan G5000 / G6400), breathable and easy to wear all day.
- Fit – Classic unisex fit that runs true to size and layers well under jackets or hoodies.
- Construction – Double-needle collar and hem for tough seams that survive repeated washes and real life.
- Print – High-quality direct-to-garment print so the design stays sharp and readable after many spins in the washer.
- Made in USA – Printed and fulfilled domestically for faster delivery and reliable quality.
We ship quickly from the US and stand behind what we make. If anything arrives wrong, friendly customer support will sort a replacement or fix without the drama.
Snag Dont Be A Dick Heart Shirt now and let your tee say what you’re already thinking – with a wink.







