Dont Tell My Mom I Lost My Pills Shirt
Dont Tell My Mom I Lost My Pills Shirt - Image 2
Dont Tell My Mom I Lost My Pills Shirt - Image 3
Dont Tell My Mom I Lost My Pills Shirt - Image 4
Dont Tell My Mom I Lost My Pills Shirt - Image 5
Dont Tell My Mom I Lost My Pills Shirt - Image 6
Dont Tell My Mom I Lost My Pills Shirt - Image 7
Dont Tell My Mom I Lost My Pills Shirt - Image 8
Dont Tell My Mom I Lost My Pills Shirt - Image 9

Dont Tell My Mom I Lost My Pills Shirt

$21.95

  • Total: $0.00
Safe Checkout

Estimated Arrival:
Place your order today to receive your item(s) between June 22 (US) and June 26 (EU).

Products are fulfilled and shipped from the United States.

Jun 13

Order Placed

Jun 15–Jun 17

Order Ships

Jun 22–Jun 26

Delivered

SKU: 31675SQZZJQGWH Category:
  • Carriers: UPS & USPS (U.S.), trusted global carriers (international).
  • Handling Time: 1–3 business days (varies by product).
  • Delivery Time: U.S. 3–8 days | Intl 15–30 days.
  • Costs: From $5.99 U.S. / $9.99 Intl (first item).
  • Tracking emailed when shipped.
  • No exchanges for size/color selections due to our made-to-order process.
  • Full Refunds within 30 days only if the error is ours (damaged, defective, or incorrect item/print).
  • Cancellation: within the first 12 hours.

Guarantee:

  • If an item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrectly printed, we will replace it (no extra fee) or issue a 100% refund.
  • Valid for 30 days after delivery.
  • Contact us with clear photos/videos for prompt resolution.

Description

You know that friend who misplaces everything – keys, sunglasses, dignity – and now the meds? Wear the joke loud and proud. The Dont Tell My Mom I Lost My Pills Shirt is the kind of sarcastic, deadpan humor tee that gets a laugh before anyone asks questions. It’s for the person who can own a mess-up and turn it into a punchline.

dont-tell-my-mom-i-lost-my-pills-shirt-red

Dont Tell My Mom I Lost My Pills Shirt For People Who Love a Good Laugh

Think bar nights, bachelor parties, road trips, or just one of those chaotic family gatherings where someone inevitably misplaces something important. This shirt reads like an inside joke and plays well as a funny party tee, a cheeky birthday surprise, or the kind of gag you hand to the friend who loses stuff on purpose just to keep life interesting.

dont-tell-my-mom-i-lost-my-pills-shirt-orange

It sits squarely in the sarcastic shirt lane – not mean, just honest and loud. Fans of dark humor, night-shift nurses with a sharp sense of irony, or anyone who collects laughable tees will nod in approval. Pair it with jeans, a flannel, or a hoodie for tailgates and casual meetups.

If you want a gift that actually gets worn, consider who will laugh out loud and then immediately put it on. The one your sibling won’t stop quoting. The coworker who files “lost and found” like it’s a daily sport. That reaction is worth the buy.

Fit, Feel And Shipping Info

Good jokes deserve a comfortable base. This Gildan unisex tee keeps the message readable and the wearer comfortable all day.

  • Solid color shirts are 100% cotton – breathable and soft against the skin for everyday wear.
  • Classic unisex fit that runs true to size. Works for both men and women and layers easily under jackets.
  • Double-needle stitching on sleeves and hem so it survives washes, rowdy nights, and frequent replays of the joke.
  • High-quality direct-to-garment print that holds detail. The linework stays crisp instead of fading into a sad blur.
  • Printed and packed in the USA – quicker fulfillment and reliable quality you can rely on.

We ship fast within the U.S. and handle replacements if something shows up wrong. Friendly support, quick answers, no drama.

Snag Dont Tell My Mom I Lost My Pills Shirt now and make someone’s next party or lazy Saturday a little more entertaining.

Size Chart

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH SLEEVE LENGTH
XS 16.50 in 27.01 in 8.62 in
S 17.99 in 27.99 in 8.90 in
M 20.00 in 29.02 in 9.17 in
L 22.01 in 30.00 in 9.45 in
XL 24.02 in 31.02 in 9.72 in
2XL 25.98 in 32.01 in 10.00 in
3XL 27.99 in 32.99 in 10.39 in
4XL 30.00 in 33.98 in 10.79 in
5XL 32.00 in 35.00 in 11.18 in
  • Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
  • The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
  • Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
  • The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
  • Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 29 in 32 in
4XL 32 in 33 in
5XL 34 in 34 in
  • Made with a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) that consists of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for that cozy feel and warmth you need in a hoodie.
  • The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.
  • The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.
  • Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
  • Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 30 in 31 in
4XL 32 in 32 in
5XL 34 in 33 in
  • Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)), this sweatshirt feels cozy and is the perfect choice for those colder months.
  • The classic fit along with the crew neckline deliver a comfy wearing experience with a clean-cut style. Meanwhile, the double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuff seams add top-tier durability.
  • Say goodbye to itchiness thanks to the gray, pearlized tear-away label.
  • Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
  • Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in
  • Medium fabric (6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²))
  • Classic fit
  • Runs smaller than usual
  • 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Sewn-in label
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 16 in 27 in
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
  • Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
  • 100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Classic Fit
  • Tear away label
XS S M L XL 2XL
Width, in 13.98 15.00 15.98 16.97 17.99 18.98
Length, in 26.97 27.48 27.95 28.46 28.98 29.49
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YXS 16 in 20.5 in
YS 17 in 22 in
YM 18 in 23.5 in
YL 19 in 25 in
YXL 20 in 26.5 in
  • Made with 100%, midweight (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)), US cotton that feels soft to the touch and a great choice for any season.
  • The crew neckline along with the tee's classic fit, deliver a timeless style that is perfect for daily use.
  • All t-shirts come with pearlized, tear-away labels for total comfort and a scratch-free experience.
  • Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
  • Fabric blends: Heather colors - 50% cotton, 50% polyester, Sport Grey - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.