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Garfield If I Get Circumcised Where Will I Keep My Smegma Shirt

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Place your order today to receive your item(s) between June 22 (US) and June 26 (EU).

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  • Delivery Time: U.S. 3–8 days | Intl 15–30 days.
  • Costs: From $5.99 U.S. / $9.99 Intl (first item).
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  • No exchanges for size/color selections due to our made-to-order process.
  • Full Refunds within 30 days only if the error is ours (damaged, defective, or incorrect item/print).
  • Cancellation: within the first 12 hours.

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  • If an item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrectly printed, we will replace it (no extra fee) or issue a 100% refund.
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Description

You know that friend who laughs at things most people hide from? Picture them unwrapping a shirt that asks the exact ridiculous question they’d whisper after three beers. The moment the punchline lands, everyone knows who stole the party – and yes, it’s printed loud and proud: Garfield If I Get Circumcised Where Will I Keep My Smegma Shirt.

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Garfield If I Get Circumcised Where Will I Keep My Smegma Shirt – For People Who Appreciate Terrible Jokes

It’s a loud, unapologetic gag tee meant for nights out, crude birthday roasts, or that awkward holiday party when the family’s tolerance meter is already low. Think funny graphic tee territory – the kind you grab for a bachelor party, a Halloween gag, or a get-together where sarcasm is the main course. The design calls to anyone who collects ironic shirts, dark-humor fans, and people who share inside jokes at 2 a.m.

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Who wears it? Your rowdy cousin, the buddy who runs the group chat memes, or anyone with a taste for shock-and-chuckle apparel. It fits right in at bar nights, tailgate debacles, and adult birthday blowouts. If you’re buying for someone who’s impossible to surprise, this is the sort of present that gets immediate wear and a permanent spot in their “favorite terrible thing” rotation.

Want to be the person who brings the laugh? Hand it over and wait for the reaction. It’s a safe way to send a little chaos – and probably earn a lifetime of ribbing when they show up wearing it.

Fit, Feel And Print Details

Good jokes deserve good fabric, so this one actually feels comfortable between the punchline and the punch bowl.

  • Solid colors are 100% cotton – soft, breathable, and easy to wear all night.
  • Classic unisex fit from Gildan (G5000 / G6400) – true to size and layers well under hoodies.
  • Double-needle stitching at sleeves and hem – built to survive wash cycles and rough nights out.
  • High-quality print that stays sharp – the joke keeps looking readable after repeated washes.
  • Printed in the USA – local fulfillment you can count on for faster delivery.

We print quickly and ship from the States. If something arrives wrong, customer support will sort a replacement without drama – because the last thing anyone needs is waiting on a T-shirt.

Ready to make them laugh (or groan)? Snag Garfield If I Get Circumcised Where Will I Keep My Smegma Shirt now and turn whatever event you’re headed to into an instant story.

Size Chart

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH SLEEVE LENGTH
XS 16.50 in 27.01 in 8.62 in
S 17.99 in 27.99 in 8.90 in
M 20.00 in 29.02 in 9.17 in
L 22.01 in 30.00 in 9.45 in
XL 24.02 in 31.02 in 9.72 in
2XL 25.98 in 32.01 in 10.00 in
3XL 27.99 in 32.99 in 10.39 in
4XL 30.00 in 33.98 in 10.79 in
5XL 32.00 in 35.00 in 11.18 in
  • Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
  • The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
  • Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
  • The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
  • Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 29 in 32 in
4XL 32 in 33 in
5XL 34 in 34 in
  • Made with a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) that consists of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for that cozy feel and warmth you need in a hoodie.
  • The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.
  • The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.
  • Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
  • Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 30 in 31 in
4XL 32 in 32 in
5XL 34 in 33 in
  • Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)), this sweatshirt feels cozy and is the perfect choice for those colder months.
  • The classic fit along with the crew neckline deliver a comfy wearing experience with a clean-cut style. Meanwhile, the double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuff seams add top-tier durability.
  • Say goodbye to itchiness thanks to the gray, pearlized tear-away label.
  • Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
  • Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in
  • Medium fabric (6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²))
  • Classic fit
  • Runs smaller than usual
  • 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Sewn-in label
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 16 in 27 in
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
  • Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
  • 100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Classic Fit
  • Tear away label
XS S M L XL 2XL
Width, in 13.98 15.00 15.98 16.97 17.99 18.98
Length, in 26.97 27.48 27.95 28.46 28.98 29.49
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YXS 16 in 20.5 in
YS 17 in 22 in
YM 18 in 23.5 in
YL 19 in 25 in
YXL 20 in 26.5 in
  • Made with 100%, midweight (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)), US cotton that feels soft to the touch and a great choice for any season.
  • The crew neckline along with the tee's classic fit, deliver a timeless style that is perfect for daily use.
  • All t-shirts come with pearlized, tear-away labels for total comfort and a scratch-free experience.
  • Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
  • Fabric blends: Heather colors - 50% cotton, 50% polyester, Sport Grey - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.