Here Lies The Body Of Mary Lee Shirt
$21.95
- Carriers: UPS & USPS (U.S.), trusted global carriers (international).
- Handling Time: 1–3 business days (varies by product).
- Delivery Time: U.S. 3–8 days | Intl 15–30 days.
- Costs: From $5.99 U.S. / $9.99 Intl (first item).
- Tracking emailed when shipped.
- No exchanges for size/color selections due to our made-to-order process.
- Full Refunds within 30 days only if the error is ours (damaged, defective, or incorrect item/print).
- Cancellation: within the first 12 hours.
Guarantee:
- If an item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrectly printed, we will replace it (no extra fee) or issue a 100% refund.
- Valid for 30 days after delivery.
- Contact us with clear photos/videos for prompt resolution.
Description
If you enjoy a good, slightly uncomfortable laugh at the cookout, this one’s for you. Here Lies The Body Of Mary Lee Shirt wears its tombstone joke proudly clever, a little creepy, and exactly the kind of dark humor that gets remembered. Slip it on and let the side-eyes turn into chuckles.
Here Lies The Body Of Mary Lee Shirt For The Friend Who Loves Dark Jokes
Think Halloween party meets backyard roast. The design reads like an epitaph prank and lands best with folks who collect spooky tees, enjoy a graveyard gag, or want a funny halloween shirt that actually starts conversations. It’s the kind of spooky tee you’ll wear to haunted houses, bonfires, neighborhood costume swaps, or to crank up the nonsense at a family roast.
Who wears this? People with a dry sense of humor, the friend who always brings a ridiculous gift, and the relative who tells inappropriate stories at every gathering. It also makes a smart laugh-for-real present the one gag your brother will actually put on instead of hiding in the closet.
Fit, Feel And Shipping Info
Soft enough to keep on after the punchline, sturdy enough to last through the laughs and laundry.
- Material: Gildan G5000 / G6400 base – solid colors are 100% cotton for breathable, everyday comfort.
- Fit: Classic unisex cut that fits both men and women; pick your usual size for a true fit or size up for a relaxed look.
- Built to last: Double-needle stitching at the sleeves and hem so it survives tailgates, shifts, and too many campfire tales.
- Print quality: Sharp, high-contrast printing that stays readable after repeated washes the joke won’t fade before you do.
- Made locally: Printed in the USA so you get quicker fulfillment and consistent quality from order to doorstep.
We ship fast across the continental US and handle issues without the drama. If something arrives off, we’ll replace or fix it quickly so you can get back to wearing what makes people laugh.
Snag Here Lies The Body Of Mary Lee Shirt and give your wardrobe a little deliciously dark humor or grab one as the prank present that actually gets worn.