I Dont Pretend To Be Something Im Not I Know Im An Asshole And I Own That Shit Like A Boss Shirt
$21.95
- Carriers: UPS & USPS (U.S.), trusted global carriers (international).
- Handling Time: 1–3 business days (varies by product).
- Delivery Time: U.S. 3–8 days | Intl 15–30 days.
- Costs: From $5.99 U.S. / $9.99 Intl (first item).
- Tracking emailed when shipped.
- No exchanges for size/color selections due to our made-to-order process.
- Full Refunds within 30 days only if the error is ours (damaged, defective, or incorrect item/print).
- Cancellation: within the first 12 hours.
Guarantee:
- If an item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrectly printed, we will replace it (no extra fee) or issue a 100% refund.
- Valid for 30 days after delivery.
- Contact us with clear photos/videos for prompt resolution.
Description
Walk into a room and let the tee do the talking loud, unapologetic, and hilarious. If you’ve ever rolled your eyes at polite lies and preferred blunt honesty with a side of cackle, then I Dont Pretend To Be Something Im Not I Know Im An Asshole And I Own That Shit Like A Boss Shirt is basically your uniform. Ready for bar nights, backyard barbecues, and every awkward family dinner you survived by sarcasm alone.
I Dont Pretend To Be Something Im Not I Know Im An Asshole And I Own That Shit Like A Boss Shirt For People Who Say It Like It Is
It’s a bold, funny statement tee that wears its attitude proudly. Think sarcastic t-shirt energy the kind that gets laughs at tailgates, trash-talks during trivia, and starts conversations at the corner bar. Use it as a badge when you want everyone to know you don’t sugarcoat things.
Who’s the crowd? Guys and gals with a quick mouth and a slow filter, the friend who loses the “most honest” awards, and anyone who’d rather be hilarious than politically correct. Toss it on for bachelor parties, road trips, or that night out where “subtle” isn’t on the agenda.
Need a gift that won’t collect dust? This is the one your sarcastic brother will actually wear; a safe bet for the coworker who signs off emails with snark, or the buddy who needs a reminder that blunt can be charming. It lands with a laugh and stays comfy long after the punchline lands.
Fit, Feel And Shipping Info
Feels like it belongs in your rotation from day one soft, familiar, and ready for anything.
- Material – Solid colors are 100% cotton (Gildan G5000/G6400 base), soft on the skin and breathable for long nights.
- Fit – Classic unisex cut that runs true to size; easy to layer under jackets or over hoodies without shrinking the vibe.
- Stitching – Double-needle hem and sleeve seams so it survives washes, rowdy parties, and daily wear without falling apart.
- Print Quality – Crisp, durable print that stays readable after multiple washes; the design holds up so you can keep owning the joke.
- Made & Printed – Printed in the USA with care, so orders ship reliably and support local fulfillment.
We ship fast from the States and we’ll help fix anything that arrives wrong friendly support and quick replacements when needed. No drama, just sorted.
Snag I Dont Pretend To Be Something Im Not I Know Im An Asshole And I Own That Shit Like A Boss Shirt now and let your wardrobe speak for you loud, proud, and unapologetic.