- Carriers: UPS & USPS (U.S.), trusted global carriers (international).
- Handling Time: 1–3 business days (varies by product).
- Delivery Time: U.S. 3–8 days | Intl 15–30 days.
- Costs: From $5.99 U.S. / $9.99 Intl (first item).
- Tracking emailed when shipped.
Keep The Cocoa Hot And The Borders Ice Cold Shirt
$21.95
- No exchanges for size/color selections due to our made-to-order process.
- Full Refunds within 30 days only if the error is ours (damaged, defective, or incorrect item/print).
- Cancellation: within the first 12 hours.
Guarantee:
- If an item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrectly printed, we will replace it (no extra fee) or issue a 100% refund.
- Valid for 30 days after delivery.
- Contact us with clear photos/videos for prompt resolution.
Description
Keep The Cocoa Hot And The Borders Ice Cold Shirt for Festive Chaos and Zero Filter
Holiday cheer with a side of hot takes. The Keep The Cocoa Hot And The Borders Ice Cold Shirt is for people who like their winter drinks warm and their opinions even warmer. This design lands right now because the season is packed with parties, debates, and that one uncle who thinks he’s the keynote speaker at dinner. Instead of delivering a ten-minute speech, you can sip, smile, and let the slogan do the work. It’s bold, cheeky, and absolutely not trying to blend in with the plain reindeer crowd.

Hot Cocoa Patriots and Christmas Conversation Starters
This one’s for conservative-leaning folks, border-security supporters, and anyone who loves mixing holiday humor with a clear stance. Wear it to the family Christmas party, a winter parade, or your favorite local bar where the game is on and the jokes are flying. It also fits perfectly for casual errands when you want a little seasonal spice in your rotation. As a gift, it’s a guaranteed laugh for your dad who lives for political puns, your buddy who collects bold tees, or the friend who likes to keep things festive and fearless.

Cold Weather Comfort, Warm Weather Attitude
Cozy feel, ready for repeat wear.
- Solid colors come in 100% cotton that feels soft and breathable all day.
- A classic unisex fit that sits easy on guys and gals without overthinking it.
- Double-needle stitching helps it survive the wash after every loud holiday weekend.
- The print stays sharp so your message doesn’t fade before New Year’s.
- Printed in the USA, because local-made gear fits the spirit of the slogan.
I Ship Fast Because the Season Moves Quick
I get to US doors fast so you can show up ready for the next party, the next photo, or the next spicy group chat moment in real life. If I don’t make you laugh or feel like your kind of statement, the happiness guarantee has you covered. I’m here for bold takes and comfortable fits, not drama.
Snag it, rock it, and keep the holiday humor loud. Keep The Cocoa Hot And The Borders Ice Cold Shirt is ready for winter nights and unapologetic opinions.







