My Pussy Is Yeasty But My Butt Hole Is Greasy Shirt
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My Pussy Is Yeasty But My Butt Hole Is Greasy Shirt

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Place your order today to receive your item(s) between June 22 (US) and June 26 (EU).

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  • Delivery Time: U.S. 3–8 days | Intl 15–30 days.
  • Costs: From $5.99 U.S. / $9.99 Intl (first item).
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  • No exchanges for size/color selections due to our made-to-order process.
  • Full Refunds within 30 days only if the error is ours (damaged, defective, or incorrect item/print).
  • Cancellation: within the first 12 hours.

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  • If an item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrectly printed, we will replace it (no extra fee) or issue a 100% refund.
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Description

If your idea of a good time is making folks do a double-take and then laugh until their drink spills, this one’s for you. Say it out loud, whisper it at a bachelorette party, or wear it like a dare My Pussy Is Yeasty But My Butt Hole Is Greasy Shirt announces exactly what kind of chaos you bring. It’s loud, proud, and not here to win over the easily shocked.

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My Pussy Is Yeasty But My Butt Hole Is Greasy Shirt for People With Zero Chill

Funny, blunt, and a little filthy in the best possible way. This adult humor tee leans into that bar-night, road-trip, bachelorette-party energy where the jokes get louder and the drinks keep coming. Think gag gift that actually gets worn, not buried in a closet a real conversation starter at Halloween crawls, birthday bar hops, or any night you mean to provoke a reaction.

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Who buys it? The friend who hates small talk and loves a good roast. The sister who wins every college reunion with her one-liners. The crew that needs matching shirts for a chaotic weekend. It pairs well with jeans, a leather jacket, or whatever you throw on when you want to be memorable.

Need a gift idea that guarantees a laugh? Hand this one to the person who’s impossible to shop for they’ll either put it on immediately or start plotting the perfect revenge joke. Either way, it won’t be ignored.

Fit, Feel And Shipping Info

It’s printed on classic Gildan comfort soft enough to wear all night, sturdy enough to survive the morning after.

  • Material: Solid colors are 100% cotton (Gildan G5000 / G6400) for breathable, lived-in comfort.
  • Fit: Classic unisex cut that runs true to size; works great layered under jackets or worn solo.
  • Stitching: Double-needle hems and reinforced seams so this tee stands up to parties and repeat washes.
  • Print quality: Bold, clear print that holds up the joke stays sharp after many cycles in the washer.
  • Printed in the USA: Local fulfillment so orders ship fast and reliably.

We print and ship from the States, and if something’s off we’ll sort it quickly. Fast fulfillment and friendly support no drama, just fixes.

Grab a piece of nonsense and make a statement. Snag My Pussy Is Yeasty But My Butt Hole Is Greasy Shirt now and save it for the next night out, party favor, or that friend who lives for shock value.

Size Chart

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH SLEEVE LENGTH
XS 16.50 in 27.01 in 8.62 in
S 17.99 in 27.99 in 8.90 in
M 20.00 in 29.02 in 9.17 in
L 22.01 in 30.00 in 9.45 in
XL 24.02 in 31.02 in 9.72 in
2XL 25.98 in 32.01 in 10.00 in
3XL 27.99 in 32.99 in 10.39 in
4XL 30.00 in 33.98 in 10.79 in
5XL 32.00 in 35.00 in 11.18 in
  • Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
  • The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
  • Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
  • The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
  • Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 29 in 32 in
4XL 32 in 33 in
5XL 34 in 34 in
  • Made with a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) that consists of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for that cozy feel and warmth you need in a hoodie.
  • The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.
  • The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.
  • Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
  • Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 30 in 31 in
4XL 32 in 32 in
5XL 34 in 33 in
  • Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)), this sweatshirt feels cozy and is the perfect choice for those colder months.
  • The classic fit along with the crew neckline deliver a comfy wearing experience with a clean-cut style. Meanwhile, the double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuff seams add top-tier durability.
  • Say goodbye to itchiness thanks to the gray, pearlized tear-away label.
  • Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
  • Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in
  • Medium fabric (6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²))
  • Classic fit
  • Runs smaller than usual
  • 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Sewn-in label
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 16 in 27 in
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
  • Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
  • 100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Classic Fit
  • Tear away label
XS S M L XL 2XL
Width, in 13.98 15.00 15.98 16.97 17.99 18.98
Length, in 26.97 27.48 27.95 28.46 28.98 29.49
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YXS 16 in 20.5 in
YS 17 in 22 in
YM 18 in 23.5 in
YL 19 in 25 in
YXL 20 in 26.5 in
  • Made with 100%, midweight (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)), US cotton that feels soft to the touch and a great choice for any season.
  • The crew neckline along with the tee's classic fit, deliver a timeless style that is perfect for daily use.
  • All t-shirts come with pearlized, tear-away labels for total comfort and a scratch-free experience.
  • Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
  • Fabric blends: Heather colors - 50% cotton, 50% polyester, Sport Grey - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.