Notinregz Dont Haze Me Ill Cum Shirt
$21.95
- Carriers: UPS & USPS (U.S.), trusted global carriers (international).
- Handling Time: 1–3 business days (varies by product).
- Delivery Time: U.S. 3–8 days | Intl 15–30 days.
- Costs: From $5.99 U.S. / $9.99 Intl (first item).
- Tracking emailed when shipped.
- No exchanges for size/color selections due to our made-to-order process.
- Full Refunds within 30 days only if the error is ours (damaged, defective, or incorrect item/print).
- Cancellation: within the first 12 hours.
Guarantee:
- If an item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrectly printed, we will replace it (no extra fee) or issue a 100% refund.
- Valid for 30 days after delivery.
- Contact us with clear photos/videos for prompt resolution.
Description
You know the friend who blurts whatever’s on their mind and then laughs like it was a joke all along? Meet their wardrobe. The Notinregz Dont Haze Me Ill Cum Shirt says blunt, messy, and hilarious in three words for people who collect awkward chuckles and own them. Wear it to stir the pot, start a conversation, or simply ruin someone’s polite dinner silence.
Notinregz Dont Haze Me Ill Cum Shirt for The Loud, The Sarcastic, The Unfiltered
This tee lives in the funny / meme lane loud text, zero apologies. It reads like the one-liner you’d drop at a bachelor party, a late-night bar meet-up, or while lagging behind at a backyard cookout. Think sarcastic tee, bar-night shirt, and that “you know who you are” gag all rolled into one.
Who wears it? People who laugh when the room goes quiet, the prankster sibling who never misses a holiday roast, and that buddy who’s always on the edge of saying something outrageous. It’s also a smart pick for a gag present the kind of thing you hand over in a manila envelope and immediately regret in the best way.
Pair it with faded jeans, a flannel tied at the waist, or under a denim jacket for nights out. If you’re packing for a road trip, bringing it to a tailgate, or gifting it to the one friend who lives for shock value this tee does the talking so you don’t have to.
Fit, Feel And Shipping Info
Good jokes belong on comfortable fabric this shirt is ready for repeat wear and zero fuss.
- Solid-color tees are 100% cotton for a breathable, familiar feel that softens with each wash.
- Classic unisex fit that works for him, her, and whoever steals your clothing mid-week.
- Double-needle stitching at neck and sleeves so it survives spills, washes, and too-enthusiastic dancing.
- Bold screen print that stays crisp no ghosting or fading after normal machine washes.
- Proudly printed in the USA, with local fulfillment for steady quality and faster delivery.
We ship quickly from U.S. printers and help fast if something looks off replacement or refund, no drawn-out drama.
Snag Notinregz Dont Haze Me Ill Cum Shirt now and stash it for the next party, roast, or “oh no they didn’t” moment. Add to cart before someone else claims your joke.