Nun Please Do Not Feed The Whores Drugs Shirt
$21.95
- Carriers: UPS & USPS (U.S.), trusted global carriers (international).
- Handling Time: 1–3 business days (varies by product).
- Delivery Time: U.S. 3–8 days | Intl 15–30 days.
- Costs: From $5.99 U.S. / $9.99 Intl (first item).
- Tracking emailed when shipped.
- No exchanges for size/color selections due to our made-to-order process.
- Full Refunds within 30 days only if the error is ours (damaged, defective, or incorrect item/print).
- Cancellation: within the first 12 hours.
Guarantee:
- If an item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrectly printed, we will replace it (no extra fee) or issue a 100% refund.
- Valid for 30 days after delivery.
- Contact us with clear photos/videos for prompt resolution.
Description
For the friend who laughs too loud at the wrong time and collects awkward looks like trophies. If your idea of tasteful conversation is a loud snort and a raised eyebrow, the Nun Please Do Not Feed The Whores Drugs Shirt says it for you bold, ridiculous, and endlessly quotable. It’s the sort of tee that starts stories and ends arguments by sheer audacity.
Nun Please Do Not Feed The Whores Drugs Shirt For People With a Taste For Dark, Ridiculous Humor
This design lives in the sweet spot between shock and chuckle. It’s sarcastic, a little filthy, and meant to be worn where people know how to laugh bachelor and bachelorette parties, late-night bar runs, road trips, or that family get-together where someone has to break the ice. Think funny t-shirt energy, not subtlety.
Who’s going to wear it? Bartenders, frenemies who love a good roast, the uncle who tells the worst jokes, and anyone who buys gag gifts on purpose. It pairs well with jeans, a beer in hand, and a zero-tolerance policy for boring clothing.
Buy it for the one friend who’ll actually wear it out of the house. It’s an easy win for that sarcastic pal who usually re-gifts, but will actually keep this tee on repeat.
Fit, Feel And Shipping Info
Good jokes deserve a shirt that’s comfortable to wear all night long no itch, just attitude. This one’s printed on a classic Gildan base so it behaves like a favorite you’ll reach for again.
- Solid colors are 100% cotton – soft, breathable, and gets better with a few washes.
- Classic unisex fit – wears true to size and layers nicely under jackets or flannels.
- Double-needle stitched seams – stands up to rough nights, frequent washes, and heavy hugs.
- Durable print that stays sharp – the joke won’t fade after a couple rounds in the washer.
- Printed in the USA – local fulfillment so your order ships fast and predictably.
We ship from the States and move quick because when you need this level of humor, waiting isn’t an option. If something arrives wrong or damaged, we’ll sort it out without the usual runaround.
Grab Nun Please Do Not Feed The Whores Drugs Shirt now and save it for the next party, prank, or moment you want to make everyone uncomfortable in the best way. Add it to cart and let the chaos begin.