- Carriers: UPS & USPS (U.S.), trusted global carriers (international).
- Handling Time: 1–3 business days (varies by product).
- Delivery Time: U.S. 3–8 days | Intl 15–30 days.
- Costs: From $5.99 U.S. / $9.99 Intl (first item).
- Tracking emailed when shipped.
Simply The Best Their Only Crime Loyalty Shirt
$21.95
- No exchanges for size/color selections due to our made-to-order process.
- Full Refunds within 30 days only if the error is ours (damaged, defective, or incorrect item/print).
- Cancellation: within the first 12 hours.
Guarantee:
- If an item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrectly printed, we will replace it (no extra fee) or issue a 100% refund.
- Valid for 30 days after delivery.
- Contact us with clear photos/videos for prompt resolution.
Description
You know the friend who answers to ride-or-die and treats loyalty like a full-time job. Raw, funny and a little proud of it – that vibe lives in the Simply The Best Their Only Crime Loyalty Shirt. Say it loud at the bar, on game day, or when your group photo needs one person who refuses to bail.

Simply The Best Their Only Crime Loyalty Shirt For People Who Stand By Their People
Think less sappy slogan, more inside-joke you wear. This tee jokes about loyalty like it’s a misdemeanor and the joke lands because everyone knows a person whose only “crime” is sticking around. It’s a clever, sarcastic tee that reads as a compliment and a roast at the same time.

Who wears it? The loyal friend who cheers at every away game, the spouse who defends your questionable haircut choices, the coworker who covers shifts without drama. Great for birthday parties, tailgates, bachelor nights, casual Fridays, and those lazy Sunday hangs.
If you need a present that actually gets worn, here’s an easy pick: slide this into the bag for the buddy who brags about loyalty but never brags about gifts. They’ll laugh, then wear it which is exactly the point.
Fit, Feel And Shipping Info
Good jokes deserve good fabric – this one feels comfortable enough to wear on repeat.
- Solid colors are 100% cotton for a familiar, breathable feel that softens with washes.
- Classic unisex fit – true to size and easy to layer under jackets or over long sleeves.
- Built with double-needle seams so it survives wash cycles, barstool spills, and weekend wear.
- Sharp, durable print that stays readable after multiple washes – no peeling or sloppy ink.
- Printed in the USA on quality Gildan blanks (G5000 / G6400), supporting local fulfillment.
We ship fast from the U.S. and handle replacements if something isn’t right. Friendly support, quick replies, no drama – just like the loyalty this shirt celebrates.
Snag Simply The Best Their Only Crime Loyalty Shirt now and give it to the person who’ll wear it like a badge or grab one for yourself and let people know where you stand.







