Small Dicks Matter Shirt
Small Dicks Matter Shirt - Image 2
Small Dicks Matter Shirt - Image 3
Small Dicks Matter Shirt - Image 4
Small Dicks Matter Shirt - Image 5
Small Dicks Matter Shirt - Image 6
Small Dicks Matter Shirt - Image 7
Small Dicks Matter Shirt - Image 8
Small Dicks Matter Shirt - Image 9

Small Dicks Matter Shirt

$21.95

  • Total: $0.00
Safe Checkout

Estimated Arrival:
Place your order today to receive your item(s) between June 22 (US) and June 26 (EU).

Products are fulfilled and shipped from the United States.

Jun 13

Order Placed

Jun 15–Jun 17

Order Ships

Jun 22–Jun 26

Delivered

SKU: 54600BIFFEKHSO Category:
  • Carriers: UPS & USPS (U.S.), trusted global carriers (international).
  • Handling Time: 1–3 business days (varies by product).
  • Delivery Time: U.S. 3–8 days | Intl 15–30 days.
  • Costs: From $5.99 U.S. / $9.99 Intl (first item).
  • Tracking emailed when shipped.
  • No exchanges for size/color selections due to our made-to-order process.
  • Full Refunds within 30 days only if the error is ours (damaged, defective, or incorrect item/print).
  • Cancellation: within the first 12 hours.

Guarantee:

  • If an item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrectly printed, we will replace it (no extra fee) or issue a 100% refund.
  • Valid for 30 days after delivery.
  • Contact us with clear photos/videos for prompt resolution.

Description

If your sense of humor leans loud, proud and a little shameless, this tee speaks your language. Wear it to the bar, slap it on for a roast, or hand it to the friend who always has the best comebacks. The Small Dicks Matter Shirt is a cheeky, in-your-face joke that reads like a mic drop from across the room.

small dicks matter shirt red
Small Dicks Matter Shirt Red

Small Dicks Matter Shirt For Friends Who Don’t Hold Back

This design lands where prank gifts and trash-talk collide. Think funny gag t shirt energy the kind that gets a laugh at bachelor parties, white elephant exchanges, or any late-night bar hang where nobody’s keeping score. It’s bold, unapologetic and built to be the punchline that keeps working.

small dicks matter shirt royalblue
Small Dicks Matter Shirt Royalblue

Who wears it? Your buddy who loves to provoke a laugh, the sibling who never misses a chance to roast, or the co-worker who volunteers first when it’s time to be ridiculous. Toss it on for game day, a tailgate, a birthday roast, or that night out where the group chat decides to escalate.

Shopping for someone impossible to buy for? This one lands. Expect eye-rolls followed by immediate requests to borrow it and yes, they’ll actually wear it more than once.

Fit, Feel And Shipping Info

Good jokes deserve comfortable fabric this Gildan tee feels like something you’ll keep in rotation.

  • Solid color shirts are 100% cotton (Gildan G5000 / G6400) for a soft, breathable feel that survives all-day wear.
  • Classic unisex fit that runs true to size – works for men and women and layers easily under hoodies or jackets.
  • Double-needle stitching at sleeves and hem so it holds up after washes, parties, and whatever else you throw at it.
  • Vibrant, high-quality print that stays readable. The graphic keeps its edge wash after wash instead of going fuzzy.
  • Printed in the USA – quicker fulfillment and local quality control, shipped from stateside printers you can trust.

We ship fast across the continental US and handle any hiccups without drama. If something’s off when your tee arrives, reach out and we’ll make it right replacements or refunds, no fuss.

Snag Small Dicks Matter Shirt now and make the next party, roast, or gift swap a whole lot more entertaining.

Size Chart

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH SLEEVE LENGTH
XS 16.50 in 27.01 in 8.62 in
S 17.99 in 27.99 in 8.90 in
M 20.00 in 29.02 in 9.17 in
L 22.01 in 30.00 in 9.45 in
XL 24.02 in 31.02 in 9.72 in
2XL 25.98 in 32.01 in 10.00 in
3XL 27.99 in 32.99 in 10.39 in
4XL 30.00 in 33.98 in 10.79 in
5XL 32.00 in 35.00 in 11.18 in
  • Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
  • The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
  • Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
  • The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
  • Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 29 in 32 in
4XL 32 in 33 in
5XL 34 in 34 in
  • Made with a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) that consists of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for that cozy feel and warmth you need in a hoodie.
  • The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.
  • The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.
  • Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
  • Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 30 in 31 in
4XL 32 in 32 in
5XL 34 in 33 in
  • Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)), this sweatshirt feels cozy and is the perfect choice for those colder months.
  • The classic fit along with the crew neckline deliver a comfy wearing experience with a clean-cut style. Meanwhile, the double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuff seams add top-tier durability.
  • Say goodbye to itchiness thanks to the gray, pearlized tear-away label.
  • Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
  • Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in
  • Medium fabric (6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²))
  • Classic fit
  • Runs smaller than usual
  • 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Sewn-in label
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 16 in 27 in
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
  • Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
  • 100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Classic Fit
  • Tear away label
XS S M L XL 2XL
Width, in 13.98 15.00 15.98 16.97 17.99 18.98
Length, in 26.97 27.48 27.95 28.46 28.98 29.49
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YXS 16 in 20.5 in
YS 17 in 22 in
YM 18 in 23.5 in
YL 19 in 25 in
YXL 20 in 26.5 in
  • Made with 100%, midweight (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)), US cotton that feels soft to the touch and a great choice for any season.
  • The crew neckline along with the tee's classic fit, deliver a timeless style that is perfect for daily use.
  • All t-shirts come with pearlized, tear-away labels for total comfort and a scratch-free experience.
  • Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
  • Fabric blends: Heather colors - 50% cotton, 50% polyester, Sport Grey - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.