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Whiskey Cock Glock Dog Bertbertbert Bertbertbert Bert Kreischer Presale Whiskey Cock Glock Dog Shirt

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  • Delivery Time: U.S. 3–8 days | Intl 15–30 days.
  • Costs: From $5.99 U.S. / $9.99 Intl (first item).
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  • No exchanges for size/color selections due to our made-to-order process.
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  • Cancellation: within the first 12 hours.

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Description

Whiskey Cock Glock Dog Bertbertbert Bertbertbert Bert Kreischer Presale Whiskey Cock Glock Dog Shirt the kind of shirt you buy when your idea of a quiet night is two beers deep and a Bert Kreischer story is just getting started. It reads like a bar joke someone doodled on a napkin and then made into a tee. If you laugh loud, tell tall stories, or collect shirts that make people look twice, this one was made for your closet.

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Whiskey Cock Glock Dog Bertbertbert Bertbertbert Bert Kreischer Presale Whiskey Cock Glock Dog Shirt Lightpink

Whiskey Cock Glock Dog Bertbertbert Bertbertbert Bert Kreischer Presale Whiskey Cock Glock Dog Shirt For Stand-Up Junkies And Party Starters

There’s no subtlety here, and that’s the point. The design nods to Bert Kreischer’s chaotic energy loud, proud, and a little ridiculous so it’s a natural fit for comedy club nights, pre-show meetups, tailgates, and weekend bar crawls. Think of it as your official “I came for the jokes” uniform.

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This tee speaks to the friend who quotes podcasts during dinner, the buddy who buys presale tickets the second they drop, and anyone who wears their sense of humor on a sleeve. Use it for show nights, bachelor parties, road trips to the venue, or lazy Sundays when you want to make people grin without saying a word.

Want a present that actually lands? Give it to the house comedian, the guy who’s always first to buy merch, or the friend who once tried to tell a story and never stopped. Their reaction will be worth the purchase and the shirt will probably show up in more photos than you expect.

Fit, Feel And Shipping Info

Good jokes deserve comfortable fabric, so this Gildan unisex tee wears like your go-to favorite from day one.

  • Solid colors are 100% cotton (Gildan G5000 / G6400) – soft, breathable, and ready for long nights out.
  • Classic unisex fit – roomy enough to layer under a flannel, flattering enough to wear solo at the show.
  • Built to handle real life with double-needle stitching at the sleeves and hem – survives washes and road trips.
  • Printed with strong, clear inks so the graphic stays sharp after multiple washes and good hangs in the closet.
  • Proudly printed in the USA – local fulfillment means quicker shipping and a product you can trust.

We print and ship from the States and move orders quickly if anything arrives damaged or wrong, we’ll sort it without the runaround. Friendly support, fast turnaround, and straightforward replacements when needed.

Snag Whiskey Cock Glock Dog Bertbertbert Bertbertbert Bert Kreischer Presale Whiskey Cock Glock Dog Shirt now and have something hilarious to wear to the next show, party, or late-night story session. Add it to your cart and let the good times roll.

Size Chart

SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH SLEEVE LENGTH
XS 16.50 in 27.01 in 8.62 in
S 17.99 in 27.99 in 8.90 in
M 20.00 in 29.02 in 9.17 in
L 22.01 in 30.00 in 9.45 in
XL 24.02 in 31.02 in 9.72 in
2XL 25.98 in 32.01 in 10.00 in
3XL 27.99 in 32.99 in 10.39 in
4XL 30.00 in 33.98 in 10.79 in
5XL 32.00 in 35.00 in 11.18 in
  • Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
  • The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
  • Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
  • The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
  • Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 29 in 32 in
4XL 32 in 33 in
5XL 34 in 34 in
  • Made with a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) that consists of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for that cozy feel and warmth you need in a hoodie.
  • The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.
  • The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.
  • Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
  • Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 30 in 31 in
4XL 32 in 32 in
5XL 34 in 33 in
  • Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)), this sweatshirt feels cozy and is the perfect choice for those colder months.
  • The classic fit along with the crew neckline deliver a comfy wearing experience with a clean-cut style. Meanwhile, the double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuff seams add top-tier durability.
  • Say goodbye to itchiness thanks to the gray, pearlized tear-away label.
  • Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
  • Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in
  • Medium fabric (6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²))
  • Classic fit
  • Runs smaller than usual
  • 100% cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Sewn-in label
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 16 in 27 in
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
  • Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
  • 100% Cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Classic Fit
  • Tear away label
XS S M L XL 2XL
Width, in 13.98 15.00 15.98 16.97 17.99 18.98
Length, in 26.97 27.48 27.95 28.46 28.98 29.49
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YXS 16 in 20.5 in
YS 17 in 22 in
YM 18 in 23.5 in
YL 19 in 25 in
YXL 20 in 26.5 in
  • Made with 100%, midweight (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)), US cotton that feels soft to the touch and a great choice for any season.
  • The crew neckline along with the tee's classic fit, deliver a timeless style that is perfect for daily use.
  • All t-shirts come with pearlized, tear-away labels for total comfort and a scratch-free experience.
  • Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
  • Fabric blends: Heather colors - 50% cotton, 50% polyester, Sport Grey - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.